Kevin Durant has tattoos

Who cares?

Yes, even the golden child of the Oklahoma City Thunder has tattoos. *Gasp* Goodness sakes alive! “How could such a mild-mannered person such as Kevin Durant has ghastly tattoos?” boring white people whose values are based on their nostalgia for early 1950’s television asked. “How could we buy into such a ruse? Our values are crumbling before our eyes! For shame! Who will be our idealized NBA idol now? How dare he have the nerve to hide them from us all this time! How dare he be his own person! He was ours to view as we wanted to. We hoisted him on a pedestal. Now that foundation is nothing more than rubble. How foolish were we to appropriate him into our belief structure?”

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